Monday, May 18, 2009
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Monday, January 19, 2009
Thursday, January 01, 2009
0 and 16
The Detroit Lions are the first NFL team to ever go 0-16!
Sept. 7 - @ATL (L, 34-21)
Sept. 14 - GB (L, 48-25)
Sept. 21 - @SF (L, 31-13)
Oct. 5 - CHI (L, 34-7)
Oct. 12 - @MINN (L, 12-10)
Oct. 19 - @HOU (L, 28-21)
Oct. 26 - WASH (L, 25-17)
Nov. 2 - @CHI (L, 27-23)
Nov. 9 - JAX (L, 38-14)
Nov. 16 - @CAR (L, 22-31)
Nov. 23 - TB (L, 38-20)
Nov. 27 - TENN (L, 47-10)
Dec. 7 - MINN (L, 20-16)
Dec. 14 - @ IND (L, 31-21)
Dec. 21 - NO (L, 42-7)
Dec. 28 - @GB (L, 31-21)
Sept. 7 - @ATL (L, 34-21)
Sept. 14 - GB (L, 48-25)
Sept. 21 - @SF (L, 31-13)
Oct. 5 - CHI (L, 34-7)
Oct. 12 - @MINN (L, 12-10)
Oct. 19 - @HOU (L, 28-21)
Oct. 26 - WASH (L, 25-17)
Nov. 2 - @CHI (L, 27-23)
Nov. 9 - JAX (L, 38-14)
Nov. 16 - @CAR (L, 22-31)
Nov. 23 - TB (L, 38-20)
Nov. 27 - TENN (L, 47-10)
Dec. 7 - MINN (L, 20-16)
Dec. 14 - @ IND (L, 31-21)
Dec. 21 - NO (L, 42-7)
Dec. 28 - @GB (L, 31-21)
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Home Game 8: Believe in Freedom
Free at last, free at last! Thank God Almighty Free at last!
The last home game.
Saints 42 Lions 7
0 and 15 baby!
I'm LIONS FREE!!!
Sunday, December 07, 2008
Home Game 7: Believe in Misery
Lions lose to the Vikings. 0 and 13.
whatever
The Bada Bing chili in a bread bowl was pretty good. No Proby, No Kirce, No Hayes' - not the same.
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Home Game 6: Believe in Laughing
Laughing is all we can do, because this is the most pathetic display of football ever. We knew the Titans would kill them, and they did. The LIONS have no clue what to do. It is beyond sad. It is beyond repair. I have no hope, and I don't care. 6 down, and 2 to go. Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.
This is the Wayne County Jail. On the 4th floor is where Kwame Kilpatrick, the ex mayor of Detroit is serving time. He has a view of our tailgating. We have a view of his window. Little does he know, we are prisoners too. We are Lions season Ticket holders, and there is no escape, no time for parole. Let's Go Wed Wings!
This is the Wayne County Jail. On the 4th floor is where Kwame Kilpatrick, the ex mayor of Detroit is serving time. He has a view of our tailgating. We have a view of his window. Little does he know, we are prisoners too. We are Lions season Ticket holders, and there is no escape, no time for parole. Let's Go Wed Wings!
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Consider some of these numbers:
Consider some of these numbers:
Since 2001, the Lions have never finished better than second to last in the NFC North.
Since 2001, the Lions have not finished a single season with even a .500 record.
The Lions have lost 92 games in 7 years — an average of 13 losses per season.
Over their past nineteen games, the Lions have won once.
And yet, for as bad as the Lions have been this decade, they've never been worse than they are right now. The 2008 Lions are a study in futility. Consider some of these numbers:
The 0-11 Lions have lost only one game by less than 3 points; a contest decided by a safety in which their quarterback inexplicably stepped out of the end zone while rolling out for a pass in the first half.
The Lions are ranked dead last in the league in total defense, giving up 31.5 points per game.
The Lions are ranked dead last in the league in rushing defense, giving up 166.7 rushing yards per game.
The Lions are dead last in the league in interceptions, with just two the entire year.
The Lions are among the bottom five teams in the league in scoring offense (17.5 points per game), total yardage (270 yards per game), rushing offense (83.4 yards per game), first downs (14.6 per game) and time of possession.
Since 2001, the Lions have never finished better than second to last in the NFC North.
Since 2001, the Lions have not finished a single season with even a .500 record.
The Lions have lost 92 games in 7 years — an average of 13 losses per season.
Over their past nineteen games, the Lions have won once.
And yet, for as bad as the Lions have been this decade, they've never been worse than they are right now. The 2008 Lions are a study in futility. Consider some of these numbers:
The 0-11 Lions have lost only one game by less than 3 points; a contest decided by a safety in which their quarterback inexplicably stepped out of the end zone while rolling out for a pass in the first half.
The Lions are ranked dead last in the league in total defense, giving up 31.5 points per game.
The Lions are ranked dead last in the league in rushing defense, giving up 166.7 rushing yards per game.
The Lions are dead last in the league in interceptions, with just two the entire year.
The Lions are among the bottom five teams in the league in scoring offense (17.5 points per game), total yardage (270 yards per game), rushing offense (83.4 yards per game), first downs (14.6 per game) and time of possession.
Home Game 5: Believe in Losing
Up 17 to 0, the Lions then go on to get shelled by the Bucs.
Tailgate: Jeff's Jerk Chicken was outstanding. Throw in some bean rice thingamajig and some of suzy's blt salad, and we were winners. Lamb chops slipped in too for a first down.
Many many empty seats. What a treat. zzzzzzzzzzzz
Tailgate: Jeff's Jerk Chicken was outstanding. Throw in some bean rice thingamajig and some of suzy's blt salad, and we were winners. Lamb chops slipped in too for a first down.
Many many empty seats. What a treat. zzzzzzzzzzzz
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Sunday, November 09, 2008
Home Game 4: Striving for Perfection
Lions 14
Jags 38
Turkey was PERFECT. Creole butter injected, and garlic cajun. Magnifico! Sweet potatoes with apples, apple pie, raspberry pie, cookies, chips, bread with 2 dips, check mix, cider, white castle stuffing, cranberries, deep fried fumbled turkey, fried french fries, chocolate eclair pudding pie. We ate like Kings, and slept like Lions.
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Home Game 3: Believe In Losing
Proby donated the great jerseys.
Dearborn Ham provided the ham.
All the carb fixins, cinnamon roll shots, apple pie, and pumpkin crisp was mucho delicio.
Oh, and Eric got his car stolen.
Sunday, October 05, 2008
Home Game 2: Believe in Trash
Lions 7
Bears 34
The Bears could have easily had 3 more touchdowns. The Lions are horrible, horrendous, and hilarious.
The rib tailgate was good.
Only 5 games of hell left in the season. It cannot come soon enough.
I HATE THIS TEAM!!!
Monday, September 29, 2008
NEW TORNADO POLICY
NEW TORNADO POLICY for Detroit and nearby suburban areas.
In case of possible tornadoes sweeping through Detroit
and the nearby suburban areas, we ask that all residents take shelter at
the Detroit Lion'sStadium at Ford Field.
We are certain that a touchdown will not occur there.
Thank you for your cooperation,
National Weather Bureau
In case of possible tornadoes sweeping through Detroit
and the nearby suburban areas, we ask that all residents take shelter at
the Detroit Lion'sStadium at Ford Field.
We are certain that a touchdown will not occur there.
Thank you for your cooperation,
National Weather Bureau
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Millen Fired
Matt Millen gets fired as President and GM of the Detroit Lions. Great news you say? Well it sure ain't bad news, but great news? Hardly. The damage has been done, and will continue to be here for at least 3 more seasons. However that alone rests on the hope that the new regime will be better (how could it not be???) and improve things. The issue is, the team is still owned by the old man, and he runs the place.
Whomever they bring in, will have a mountain of work to accomplish. The pressure is on. Only time will tell. Afterall, when it comes the Lions, our beloved Motor City Kitties..all we have is time. Hope showed up today for a second, as the Lion nation smirked for the first time in many years.
Whomever they bring in, will have a mountain of work to accomplish. The pressure is on. Only time will tell. Afterall, when it comes the Lions, our beloved Motor City Kitties..all we have is time. Hope showed up today for a second, as the Lion nation smirked for the first time in many years.
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