Home Game 6: Believe in Laughing

Laughing is all we can do, because this is the most pathetic display of football ever. We knew the Titans would kill them, and they did. The LIONS have no clue what to do. It is beyond sad. It is beyond repair. I have no hope, and I don't care. 6 down, and 2 to go. Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.

This is the Wayne County Jail. On the 4th floor is where Kwame Kilpatrick, the ex mayor of Detroit is serving time. He has a view of our tailgating. We have a view of his window. Little does he know, we are prisoners too. We are Lions season Ticket holders, and there is no escape, no time for parole. Let's Go Wed Wings!

Consider some of these numbers:

Consider some of these numbers:

Since 2001, the Lions have never finished better than second to last in the NFC North.
Since 2001, the Lions have not finished a single season with even a .500 record.
The Lions have lost 92 games in 7 years — an average of 13 losses per season.
Over their past nineteen games, the Lions have won once.
And yet, for as bad as the Lions have been this decade, they've never been worse than they are right now. The 2008 Lions are a study in futility. Consider some of these numbers:

The 0-11 Lions have lost only one game by less than 3 points; a contest decided by a safety in which their quarterback inexplicably stepped out of the end zone while rolling out for a pass in the first half.
The Lions are ranked dead last in the league in total defense, giving up 31.5 points per game.
The Lions are ranked dead last in the league in rushing defense, giving up 166.7 rushing yards per game.
The Lions are dead last in the league in interceptions, with just two the entire year.
The Lions are among the bottom five teams in the league in scoring offense (17.5 points per game), total yardage (270 yards per game), rushing offense (83.4 yards per game), first downs (14.6 per game) and time of possession.

Home Game 5: Believe in Losing

Up 17 to 0, the Lions then go on to get shelled by the Bucs.

Tailgate: Jeff's Jerk Chicken was outstanding. Throw in some bean rice thingamajig and some of suzy's blt salad, and we were winners. Lamb chops slipped in too for a first down.

Many many empty seats. What a treat. zzzzzzzzzzzz

LA take the Lions

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Home Game 4: Striving for Perfection

Lions 14
Jags 38

Turkey was PERFECT. Creole butter injected, and garlic cajun. Magnifico! Sweet potatoes with apples, apple pie, raspberry pie, cookies, chips, bread with 2 dips, check mix, cider, white castle stuffing, cranberries, deep fried fumbled turkey, fried french fries, chocolate eclair pudding pie. We ate like Kings, and slept like Lions.